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Skyrim: Sense of Urgency by PParreira Skyrim: Sense of Urgency by PParreira
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Woah, first comic I made in at least 4 years.
But yeah, Skyrim's a really top notch adventure game but nothing is perfect...

...the npc's have the intelligence of a plastic cone...

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Skyrim (c) Bethesda
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:iconl33tn3rdz:
l33tn3rdz Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
When you have immortality you tend to not care about combat.
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:iconpparreira:
PParreira Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015  Hobbyist Filmographer
aw shit, your right!
spoiled brats, with their youtubes, and spotifies and immortalities! >: /
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:iconl33tn3rdz:
l33tn3rdz Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Well once they become of age one can only hope they have some combat skills and experience. Or else they will be the first to die when they are forced to fight for their lives!

If I were in their place I would be wearing all kinds of armor and wielding all kinds of weapons. I would be confronting enemies and slaying them for practice and training. Because hey, when you cannot be killed and only knocked out then you can learn how to fight the hard way.

You would think that they would be the most valuable fighters in Skyrim. Soldiers that simply cannot be killed.
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:iconmrash96:
MrAsh96 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2015
Reminds me of a random courier delivering me a message while I was fighting a ancient dragon
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:iconcrazyforchocobos:
crazyforchocobos Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014
Have you come across the NPCs who either say they're going to join the Imperial legion or the Stormcloaks and they're headed to the wrong city?

my case:
NPC1: "I'm jonging the Imperial Legion, a unified empire is best for everybody!" *as he walks towards Windhelm*
NPC2: "I'm off to join the Stormcloaks, Ulfric's got it right." *as he walks towards Solitude*
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:iconmrash96:
MrAsh96 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2015
Their planning to earn their way in by destroying the hq of the rival factions.
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:iconcrazyforchocobos:
crazyforchocobos Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2015
That, or they're actually moles.
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:iconmrash96:
MrAsh96 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2015
Would make sense since stormcloak guy is a imperial
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:iconpparreira:
PParreira Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
someone give them a brochure about the factions!!
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:iconcrazyforchocobos:
crazyforchocobos Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014
And a map.

And the guy who wanted to join the Stormcloaks walked right past a trio of them!
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:iconjaydude1992:
jaydude1992 Featured By Owner Edited Oct 1, 2014
Well if the player wants to join the Stormcloaks they have to go to the palace of the kings.
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:iconxx0gamergirl0xx:
Xx0GamerGirl0xX Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
LOL. XD *face palm*
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:iconslenderman-6781:
Slenderman-6781 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014  Student
it's like having a blind man walk through a maze
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:icondoodlydangus:
doodlydangus Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014
This is why my Dunmer gal married Farkas AFTER the Civil War.
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:icondetraxdubstepwarrior:
DetraxDUBSTEPwarrior Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
GO AWAY ANNOYING SHOP CHILD DON'T MAKE ME MOD MY GAME TO KILL YOU
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:iconfiregirl1015:
Firegirl1015 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Don't kill her kill braith
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:iconsergeich01:
sergeich01 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2015
Why not both?
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:iconfiregirl1015:
Firegirl1015 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2015  Hobbyist Interface Designer
eeh I like that girl, but I don't like braith, she bullys my kids
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sergeich01 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2015
I see. Me and my family left Whiterun long time ago, so I don't have that problem. But instead i have problem with returning there in case i need. Mostly because of those children+Nazeem
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Firegirl1015 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2015  Hobbyist Interface Designer
I live in Lakeview manor but before then I lived in whiterun and it made me upset when Braith would bully my kids, but now they next to a "peaceful" lake and get to pickpocket Nazeem. almost all the other kids are alright well exept the jarls kids. I can't be the only one that hates them
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sergeich01 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2015
You aren't) But they are always in Dragonsreach and i haven't been there since civil war(place is boring), so my hatred is getting weaker.
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:iconfiregirl1015:
Firegirl1015 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2015  Hobbyist Interface Designer
ah ok then
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:iconceruleetheblue:
ceruleetheblue Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I had moved my family to the safety of Lakeview Manor before defending Whiterun from the Stormcloaks, only to find my daughter Lucia frolicking around in the carnage. The conversation went like this:
Lucia: Mama! Let's play a game!:happybounce: 
Emilia: Oh Noes! WTF are you doing out here?! I'm going to KILL your father!
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:iconpparreira:
PParreira Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Quite the family you have there <xD
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:iconceruleetheblue:
ceruleetheblue Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lucia's got nerves of steel. She'll be a great warrior someday.
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:iconpparreira:
PParreira Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Never thought of it that way, but yeah xD
she will!
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:iconclaw201:
Claw201 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
xD
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EvilNidoking Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013
Nazeem: Do you get to the cloud district often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't.
Me: Dude...there's a battle going on right here.
*arrow kills Nazeem*
Me: -_- Don't say I didn't warn you...wonder if he has anything good on him?
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Superinsanewolf Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I killed him once myself because he was annoying me and I did the same thing only to find out that even in death he still pisses me off cause he had relatively nothing on him.
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Joshmoe93 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013
i was playing as a Stormcloak one day. My men and i burst through the gate, cutting down legionaries and Whiterun Guards alike. Guess which stupid son of a b**** decided it was a good time to preach rabidly during a fierce battle?
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:iconciel-chauncey:
Ciel-Chauncey Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hehehe... I'm a stormcloak.
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:iconshikyomegami:
ShikyoMegami Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Know what else is WTF inducing? When youre fighting a dragon and some poor guard NPC gets hit by an arrow and then they come after YOU,like DUDE DO YOU NOT SEE THE FUCKING DRAGON?! Then I gotta bribe my way out of jail time for the thousandths time.
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:icontech60:
tech60 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
A-FREAKING-MEN!!!!!
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:iconshadeoftheraven:
ShadeOfTheRaven Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013
well at least she didnt take an arrow to the knee
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Daringineer Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
Walking into traps like it's some sort of pasttime. Telling you the most important stuff (and by that I mean unimportant) when you don't care. Rushing headfirst into battle with a dragon without realizing it'll kill them.

Yep, they definitely have the intelligence of a plastic cone.
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:iconrevan1801:
revan1801 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
They are Nords the only things they do is kill, steal and kill some more. there is not enough room for intelligence inside their heads.
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:icondaringineer:
Daringineer Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
Don't forget the mead! Nords love their mead.
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:iconsuperinsanewolf:
Superinsanewolf Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Don't forget asking if someone stole your FUCKING sweet roll!!!!!
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:icondaringineer:
Daringineer Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014
Let me guess...
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:iconsuperinsanewolf:
Superinsanewolf Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
If you're going to guess that it annoys me when I walk next to someone and they tell me their life story and I couldn't give more of a fuck? Then yes it does.
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Daringineer Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014
There's a mod for Morrowind called "Shut up!" that keeps NPCs from talking to you when you walk by them. Dunno if there's anything like that for Oblivion or Skyrim.
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:iconsuperinsanewolf:
Superinsanewolf Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Great something else that makes me want to have a good computer.
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:iconrevan1801:
revan1801 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
That's the only thing that makes them creative. They come up with so many ideas when they get enough of it XD
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:iconpantherwarrior370:
pantherwarrior370 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Student Artist
Ya I know what you mean about there intelligence. :D
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:iconkoalagirl2:
koalagirl2 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Student
Try to kill a dragon...get arrested because you miss and shot a guard.
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:iconcountershift:
CounterShift Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist
Definitely like a plastic cone. XD
Well, then again, the children can never die, so...
I wonder if while you are fighting the Stormcloaks you can get bounty for accidentally hitting a random kid with a fireball or something >_<
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:iconpparreira:
PParreira Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
you can, even tho they can't be harmed, Guards don't take lighty for random people casting KAMEHAMEHAAS on children.

why? I dunno >3>
go figure...
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:iconcountershift:
CounterShift Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist
True... Guards aren't the smartest people. And probably not the best parents either, considering that they are a-okay with children running around in a battlefield/war. XD
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RydanInk Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I shot a chicken with my arrow and got arrested, not thats annoying
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