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Skyrim: Sense of Urgency by PParreira Skyrim: Sense of Urgency by PParreira
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Woah, first comic I made in at least 4 years.
But yeah, Skyrim's a really top notch adventure game but nothing is perfect...

...the npc's have the intelligence of a plastic cone...

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Skyrim (c) Bethesda
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:iconcrazyforchocobos:
crazyforchocobos Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014
Have you come across the NPCs who either say they're going to join the Imperial legion or the Stormcloaks and they're headed to the wrong city?

my case:
NPC1: "I'm jonging the Imperial Legion, a unified empire is best for everybody!" *as he walks towards Windhelm*
NPC2: "I'm off to join the Stormcloaks, Ulfric's got it right." *as he walks towards Solitude*
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:iconpparreira:
PParreira Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
someone give them a brochure about the factions!!
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:iconcrazyforchocobos:
crazyforchocobos Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014
And a map.

And the guy who wanted to join the Stormcloaks walked right past a trio of them!
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:iconjaydude1992:
jaydude1992 Featured By Owner Edited Oct 1, 2014
Well if the player wants to join the Stormcloaks they have to go to the palace of the kings.
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:iconxx0gamergirl0xx:
Xx0GamerGirl0xX Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
LOL. XD *face palm*
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:iconslenderman-6781:
Slenderman-6781 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014  Student
it's like having a blind man walk through a maze
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:icondoodlydangus:
doodlydangus Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014
This is why my Dunmer gal married Farkas AFTER the Civil War.
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:icondetraxdubstepwarrior:
DetraxDUBSTEPwarrior Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
GO AWAY ANNOYING SHOP CHILD DON'T MAKE ME MOD MY GAME TO KILL YOU
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:iconfiregirl1015:
Firegirl1015 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Don't kill her kill braith
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:iconceruleetheblue:
ceruleetheblue Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I had moved my family to the safety of Lakeview Manor before defending Whiterun from the Stormcloaks, only to find my daughter Lucia frolicking around in the carnage. The conversation went like this:
Lucia: Mama! Let's play a game!:happybounce: 
Emilia: Oh Noes! WTF are you doing out here?! I'm going to KILL your father!
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:iconpparreira:
PParreira Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Quite the family you have there <xD
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:iconceruleetheblue:
ceruleetheblue Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lucia's got nerves of steel. She'll be a great warrior someday.
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:iconpparreira:
PParreira Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Never thought of it that way, but yeah xD
she will!
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:iconclaw201:
Claw201 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013   Digital Artist
xD
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:iconevilnidoking:
EvilNidoking Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013
Nazeem: Do you get to the cloud district often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't.
Me: Dude...there's a battle going on right here.
*arrow kills Nazeem*
Me: -_- Don't say I didn't warn you...wonder if he has anything good on him?
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Superinsanewolf Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I killed him once myself because he was annoying me and I did the same thing only to find out that even in death he still pisses me off cause he had relatively nothing on him.
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Joshmoe93 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013
i was playing as a Stormcloak one day. My men and i burst through the gate, cutting down legionaries and Whiterun Guards alike. Guess which stupid son of a b**** decided it was a good time to preach rabidly during a fierce battle?
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:iconciel-chauncey:
Ciel-Chauncey Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hehehe... I'm a stormcloak.
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:iconshikyomegami:
ShikyoMegami Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Know what else is WTF inducing? When youre fighting a dragon and some poor guard NPC gets hit by an arrow and then they come after YOU,like DUDE DO YOU NOT SEE THE FUCKING DRAGON?! Then I gotta bribe my way out of jail time for the thousandths time.
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:icontech60:
tech60 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
A-FREAKING-MEN!!!!!
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:iconshadeoftheraven:
ShadeOfTheRaven Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013
well at least she didnt take an arrow to the knee
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Daringineer Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
Walking into traps like it's some sort of pasttime. Telling you the most important stuff (and by that I mean unimportant) when you don't care. Rushing headfirst into battle with a dragon without realizing it'll kill them.

Yep, they definitely have the intelligence of a plastic cone.
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:iconrevan1801:
revan1801 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
They are Nords the only things they do is kill, steal and kill some more. there is not enough room for intelligence inside their heads.
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:icondaringineer:
Daringineer Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
Don't forget the mead! Nords love their mead.
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:iconsuperinsanewolf:
Superinsanewolf Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Don't forget asking if someone stole your FUCKING sweet roll!!!!!
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:icondaringineer:
Daringineer Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014
Let me guess...
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:iconsuperinsanewolf:
Superinsanewolf Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
If you're going to guess that it annoys me when I walk next to someone and they tell me their life story and I couldn't give more of a fuck? Then yes it does.
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Daringineer Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014
There's a mod for Morrowind called "Shut up!" that keeps NPCs from talking to you when you walk by them. Dunno if there's anything like that for Oblivion or Skyrim.
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:iconsuperinsanewolf:
Superinsanewolf Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Great something else that makes me want to have a good computer.
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:iconrevan1801:
revan1801 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
That's the only thing that makes them creative. They come up with so many ideas when they get enough of it XD
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:iconpantherwarrior370:
pantherwarrior370 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Ya I know what you mean about there intelligence. :D
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:iconkoalagirl2:
koalagirl2 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Student
Try to kill a dragon...get arrested because you miss and shot a guard.
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:iconcountershift:
CounterShift Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist
Definitely like a plastic cone. XD
Well, then again, the children can never die, so...
I wonder if while you are fighting the Stormcloaks you can get bounty for accidentally hitting a random kid with a fireball or something >_<
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:iconpparreira:
PParreira Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
you can, even tho they can't be harmed, Guards don't take lighty for random people casting KAMEHAMEHAAS on children.

why? I dunno >3>
go figure...
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:iconcountershift:
CounterShift Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist
True... Guards aren't the smartest people. And probably not the best parents either, considering that they are a-okay with children running around in a battlefield/war. XD
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:iconrydanink:
RydanInk Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I shot a chicken with my arrow and got arrested, not thats annoying
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:iconpparreira:
PParreira Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
classic -u-
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:iconrydanink:
RydanInk Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*now
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:iconmdkmurderface:
mdkmurderface Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
damn them plastic CONES!!!!!
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:iconjubalii:
Jubalii Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
(shakes head sadly)

Those people...so backwoods XD
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:iconsweetsweetsunshines:
sweetsweetsunshines Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol, guess there's nothing to see here
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:iconalien197:
Alien197 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
lol i remember Nazeem running around and asking if "you get to the Cloud Disctict very often" in the middle of a fight...:D stupid redguard idiot..
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:iconpparreira:
PParreira Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
hey, my hero's a redguard >BI ...

but yeah hate that dude xD
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:iconalien197:
Alien197 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
huh, I don't hate reaguards as such, but Nazeem is really a tiresome idiot:D
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:iconjust7hrsold:
Just7hrsold Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
I love when you break into a house and your follower is like "You're not supposed to be here"
And all I can think is "Yeah I know, now help me steal all their stuff"
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:iconpparreira:
PParreira Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
yes my Thane... :iconokayguyplz:
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:iconraininess:
raininess Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:XD:
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