Have you come across the NPCs who either say they're going to join the Imperial legion or the Stormcloaks and they're headed to the wrong city?
my case: NPC1: "I'm jonging the Imperial Legion, a unified empire is best for everybody!" *as he walks towards Windhelm* NPC2: "I'm off to join the Stormcloaks, Ulfric's got it right." *as he walks towards Solitude*
i was playing as a Stormcloak one day. My men and i burst through the gate, cutting down legionaries and Whiterun Guards alike. Guess which stupid son of a b**** decided it was a good time to preach rabidly during a fierce battle?
Know what else is WTF inducing? When youre fighting a dragon and some poor guard NPC gets hit by an arrow and then they come after YOU,like DUDE DO YOU NOT SEE THE FUCKING DRAGON?! Then I gotta bribe my way out of jail time for the thousandths time.
Walking into traps like it's some sort of pasttime. Telling you the most important stuff (and by that I mean unimportant) when you don't care. Rushing headfirst into battle with a dragon without realizing it'll kill them.
Yep, they definitely have the intelligence of a plastic cone.
Definitely like a plastic cone. XD Well, then again, the children can never die, so... I wonder if while you are fighting the Stormcloaks you can get bounty for accidentally hitting a random kid with a fireball or something >_<